I can never look too happy because people will think I’m not working hard enough. PGP.

What DTF means to me: Direct To Fund. #pgp

I just want out. PGP

Guy in the office practices his martial arts stances in the office.

Someone stole all the K-cups, chaos is imminent.

Scrolling LinkedIn when I suddenly realized I’m wearing the exact same outfit as my profile pic. I haven’t changed it in almost 4 years.

Icing my knee at work after a beer volleyball league injury. PGP.

Showed up for happy hour and left at last call.

I just had to buy stamps for the first time in my life. PGP.

📉 actual chart of my ambition today

Shinola taste, Timex budget #PGP

My healthy lunch choice gave me heartburn. PGP