At this rate I’ll never make enough to own a private jet PGP

It’s not that I hate my job, I just hate the people that are at my job

All of my pictures in my cube are hung up with thumb tacks cause I’m too poor for a picture frame. PGP.

Your alma mater is now a top party school. PGP

The interns saying if you made it this far then so can they. PGP

Making a dentist appointment for 730 am because you already used up your PTO on stupid shit… PGP

I’m fairly certain they just gave out yearly bonuses… There was a company Logo’d Mophie Phone Charger on my desk after lunch. PGP

My work wife seems more concerned about my drinking than my real wife. PGP.

Just hired a guy I graduated with from high school. PGPM

that 2 o’clock feeling where you want to go home. PGP

The Sunday Scaries last until Friday afternoon these days. PGP.

Today I remembered why I stopped participating in Sunday fun day.