Even not working is turning into a chore. PGP

Had a dream I had a fist fight with a coworker I hate. It was awesome. Then I woke up #PGP

“Is it really necessary for me to be on this call?” PGP.

Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

My fiancée scheduled a wedding venue tour during the Packers game on Sunday. PGP.

My boss just got a snapchat and added me as a friend. PGP.

May God help the bastard that left the coffee pot empty should I ever catch him in the act. PGP

Accidentally blacked out at the baseball game last night. PGP.

Had a pumpkin spice latte this morning. Its was totally premature for fall. I’m used to being premature. That’s why I’m all alone in this world.

Stayed up past 11 last night and now I’m exhausted.

Warm toilet seats. PGP.

Went on a mini alumni trip back to the alma mater over the weekend, realized we drink more now than in college. PGP