I now understand why the elderly complain about their joints.

When you ask for raises and corporate gives you two computer monitors instead.

Today’s office gossip: someone left her space heater on overnight. PGP.

Dude in the stall beside me was shamelessly blaring gangster rap from his phone. PGPM for him. PGP for me.

Someone forgot to turn off the coffee pot after killing it. PGP.

Constantly minimizing the ESPN tab when you hear footsteps. PGP.

I wonder what millionaires would think if they knew that the people managing their money can’t remember to flush the toilet. PGP.

Learned to say “not my job” before learning what my job actually was. PGP

Had to walk to the bathroom on other side of the building because all the stalls were taken. It was 8am. PGP.

Realizing the grads hired one year after you have a starting salary $10k higher than what you make right now. PGP.

The exhilarating feeling of going through the express lane at the grocery store with a few too many items. PGP.

Someone’s car alarm in the parking lot has been going off for hours.