Drawing your boss in the Secret Santa drawing. PGP.

Year-end bonus had taxes taken out of it. PGP.

My coworkers talked about their daughters’ basketball game for an entire hour this morning. PGP.

When you’re already working 12+ hour days and your boss tells you to “step it up”. PGP.

Not sure whether to have a water bottle filled with whiskey or actual water hidden in my suit for the Christmas party. PGP.

Having to deal with a boss that’s a modern-day Ebenezer Scrooge. PGP.

Typing “shart” instead of “sharp” in an important email. PGP.

Chipped my tooth during a conference call. I was biting my nail. PGP.

A new position in the department was opened just for me and I got declined before the interview. PGP.

The office Christmas party this year will be a dinner with a presentation of last year’s budget performance. Attendance is strongly encouraged. PGP.

I forgot how old I was today. I literally forgot my own age. PGP.

Finding the quickest route out of the workplace that is out of other coworkers line of sight. PGP.