Getting a second job. PGP.

According to WebMd I’m going to die. PGP.

Getting Honeymoon Snapchats. PGP

Going to my crush’s wedding this weekend.

I have three bosses.

My ex gf got engaged last night. Thank god!

Realizing you just don’t have the ability to drink through the week anymore. PGP

Shooting the breeze. PGP

Being an ATO Alum and jealous of IU pledges. PGP.

Every coozie I have is from a wedding. PGP.

Our national conclave next spring is in Vegas. Already booked the days off, and the two days after, for recovery. PGP.

First sip of coffee, first stain of the day