Printed out ten copies of my resume on my office printer. And used the nice paper. PGPM

“Catch that game last night?”

Diversity classes.

Bonnaroo dreams. Spotify reality. PGP.

Living in constant fear of my mute button malfunctioning

Regardless of the carcinogens in bacon, I’m not going to stop eating it. PGP.

My parents were already married at my age.

Checking my alarms are set multiple times throughout the night so I’m not late to work. PGP.

Sweater vest wardrobe and Wu Tang playlist. PGP.

Probably should have thrown some vodka in my OJ this morning

No one in my office watches Walking Dead. PGP

Tired of renting but no down payment money saved.