Recognizing someone’s shoes underneath the stall divider. #PGP

Going after the “low hanging fruit.” Both in business and in pleasure. PGP.

Having to walk down four floors to the next closest bathroom since your floor is all women, and everyone knows why you aren’t using the bathroom on your floor. PGP.

I catch myself saying “kids these days” way too much for a 24 year old. PGP.

I can smell my dress shoes while sitting at my desk. PGP

Finally got an office…it used to be a closet. PGP

Divorced before 30. PGP

Putting a new calendar up on your wall. PGP.

Recently found out I am the lowest paid employee at my job and, through some clever loopholes in contract negotiations the year I was hired, am paid less than the contract minimum for any employee hired after me too.

I just heard the phrase “ducks in a row” five times in one meeting. PGP.

Today I reported someone for smoking in a non-smoking area. At the age of 24, I have officially sold out. PGP

I clogged the toilet in the large stall today. PGPM