My friends went to the bar. I watched Netflix the night before thanksgiving #PGP

“Be prepared to work the full day” -manger PGP

Is it time to start drinking yet? PGP.

Manager is making the office work Saturday to make up for not working on Thanksgiving. PGP

Walked into the office. Saw I was the only one there. Walked right back out of there. PGPowerMove

My incredibly awkward boss consistently tries to set me up with our clients.

“Hey, it’s [insert name here] from tinder!”

Sadly excited for an IKEA or Target card for Christmas. PGP.

The ads on my Facebook have started suggesting alcohol treatment centers.

Needed to burn a vacation day for the Friday after Thanksgiving. PGP

Wedding receptions becoming the new formal. PGP

The chick I’ve been casually dating took a shit in my apartment.PGP