Got engaged Friday. On Saturday my future in-laws got upset because we didn’t have a date picked. PGP

Uber small talk. PGP.

Came back mentally from thanksgiving this morning. Checked out for Christmas this afternoon.

Had a thrilling conversation about the wonders of Nyquil today. PGP.

Winter weight gain. PGP

I never thought I’d be so exhausted that I’d skip a shower for 10 minutes of extra sleep. PGP

My parents and my dog are the only two things that could possibly love me in the mood I come home in. PGP

Every day your car starts in subzero weather it feels like winning the lottery. PGP

Having to use 4 personal vacation days to review for the CPA exam that I ended up failing by 2 points. PGP.

Hangovers at work being unacceptable, with the exception of the day after the office holiday party.

People automatically assuming that food in the break room is for everyone. PGP

I’ve become more comfortable pooping at the office than at my apartment. PGP.