Over 800 photos on my phone. Can’t find 1 that is appropriate for my LinkedIn profile. PGP

Company Christmas Party at B-Dubs. Can’t order booze. PGP.

I have 3 Starbucks gift cards in my wallet, all with about 50 cents left on them.

My girlfriend won’t wear the Star Wars lingerie I bought her. PGP

Congress passed a budget for the remainder of the year so I actually have to show up to work now. PGP.

Instead of a Christmas bonus the owner of the company gave everyone a cheap bottle of wine from his family vineyard. It tastes awful. PGP

Got $25 to P.F. Changs instead of a Christmas Bonus. I’ll take it. PGP.

“I’d have to stop to get gas” as an excuse not to drive.

Planning fictional vacations that I can’t afford

Is anything really getting done this week? PGP

“I’m going to need a few volunteers to come in for a few hours on the 25th and the 1st.”

Received an email that there is no company holiday party this year but we are “encouraged” to host our own offsite party. PGP.