Using Hinge to network because I’m that desperate. PGP

Having a legitimate plan of action if I win the powerball. #PGP

It only took a few months for me to get on a first-name basis with my dry cleaner. PGP.

Covering for all of your older coworkers who have more vacation time than you. PGP.

Gifts I ordered online were guaranteed to arrive by Christmas. They arrived today. PGP.

I didn’t get any cash or practical gift cards for Christmas.

Banging the crazy ex while at home for the holidays. PGP.

“When are you guys going to start having kids?”

Actually looking forward to work this week, because most of the people I hate are still on vacation. PGP.

Had to be on a flight at 5:15 this morning for work this week.

Boss just called me from the Bahamas to let me know he was looking at the beach while I am working.

“A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.” PGP.