Coworker just confirmed a meeting by saying, “So are we still gonna hook up later?”

“Highly impressed” with no immediate job offer.

The after-hours janitor cleaning around you in your cube. PGP.

Finding out your ex got married by her Linkedin request. PGP

Routinely closing deals worth more than my salary. PGP

Fantasizing about what you would say to your boss if you won the Powerball. PGP.

Being the only human in a meeting of 100+ people who is under the age of 35.

The constant fear I will poop on my shirt tail

Accidentally started paying attention on a conference call so I’m typing this

The new hires coming to me for advice.. HA. Like I know what I’m doing.

Resisting the urge to tell your coworker you couldn’t care less about looking at picture of his grandchildren. PGP.

Great, I’ll circle back shortly.