Hoping to one day select ‘Current Balance’ rather than ‘Minimum Payment’. PGP

My boss refers to the strip club as “The Titter.”

Every manager and above has the day off and is checking in regularly.

Judging people by which email salutation they use.

Nicest guy in the office with the angriest music

I must be an asshole for trying to close deals between Christmas and NewYears

Even if I had more vacation days, I can’t afford to go anywhere cool. PGP.

Your coworkers telling you that they’ll “See you next year.” As they leave for the long weekend. PGP.

“I’ll wait for the New Year” has slowly become my excuse for everything.

The guy in the stall next to me is trying to start a conversation. PGP

I find myself relating more and more to Jack Nicholson’s character in “One Flew Over the Cukoo’s Nest,”… Pre and Post op. PGP

Just got wedding invitation to watch a live-steam of the ceremony in Hawaii. Not an invitation to attend but to stream it online. PGP