My boss told me his New Year’s resolution is to be on time to work, and that it should be mine too.

I had to call to make sure my gym membership was still active. PGP.

Today starts tax season.

The last person to use the urinal before the long weekend forgot to flush. PGP.

‘Happy New Year’ has been the first sentence in every single e-mail I’ve received today. PGP.

Not getting an interview for job within your company

I’m still hungover from NYE. PGP.

“Haven’t seen you since last year!” PGP

Some days I feel like a soulless robot. PGP.

“How was your vacation?”

My badge to get into my office didn’t work this morning. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. PGP

I used to wonder what the worst day of the year was until I woke up this morning.