Testing the limits of casual Friday. PGP.

Sending out the desperate “Anything going on tonight?” mass text. PGP.

Started calling my supervisor “Pledge Master” because I swear he’s hazing. PGP.

“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.” - Winston Zeddemore, PGP.

That person in your office building that you see every day but you never say hi to. PGP.

The guy I sit next to takes all of his calls on speaker phone. PGP.

My little brother’s job out of college offered a higher salary than I currently make. PGP.

“Sorry I’m late, my kids are on Spring Break.” PGP.

Happy Friday! PGP.

Someone broke into my car last night and took literally none of my possessions. PGP.

Been calling a new guy Steve for two weeks. He emailed me today that his name is Rick. PGP.

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriend’s wedding this weekend. PGP.

The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.

Kate Upton settling with those Game of War commercials makes me feel better about settling with my career path. PGP.

Getting volun-told to clean out the break room fridge. PGP.

Making up your own title. PGP.

How long have you been working here? PGP.

I got Kentucky winning it in all of my brackets. PGP.

My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP.

Reading PGP on a Friday night because I’ve been asked to come in early on Saturday. PGP.