Just got my first work wife. She just put in her two-weeks. PGP.

Being ‘random drug test’ nervous. PGP

“Well… Yes and no.” PGP.

Margaritas are starting to give me really bad heartburn. PGP.

Coworker won’t stop talking about her daughter’s softball game last night and asking me for advice.

Being caught on Tinder is worse than being caught texting. PGP.

She let our Bumble connection expire

“Can you believe Ben didn’t pick Jojo?” PGP.

People are literally sleeping in the office tonight because of the deadline.

My highlight this last weekend was buying a new bed frame and bed from IKEA. PGP.

My boss called at 10:00 last night to tell me about his upcoming flight changes then ended with ” I always appreciate your positive attitude.”

I got way too excited when I found out my new job has a parking garage. PGP