Failed at having morning sex because he has bad knees and I got a leg cramp. PGP.

Pandora is blocked so I dumped my 60 GB music library on my work tower. PGPM

Top Gun turned 30 today. RIP Goose.

Forgot I had lowered my chair and sat on my balls. PGP.

Got to try out some new cleaning products over the weekend.

I think my work husband is jealous of my other work husband.

Sunday Funday just meaning a pounding headache and trying to go to sleep already hungover. PGP

Two days at TPC. Two weeks hungover. PGP.

Caught a hip cramp from hell during sex and now I can’t walk. PGP.

Annual sexual harassment and diversity webinars all afternoon. PGP

Wanted to live on the edge. Opened a voluntary tax sheltered annuity.

Fighting a losing battle against my slowing metabolism with my age and drinking problem as my only weapons.