My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.

Seeing grad day photos of the kids that were freshmen when you were a 5th year senior. PGP.

Nachos and beer for dinner makes for an embarrassing morning at the office. PGP.

Hating your job and not making enough money. PGP.

The traffic report has essentially just turned into “Every road is closed…forever”

Client scheduled a call at 6 on a Friday PGP

Still hungover from the Kentucky Derby. PGP.

Drunk sex makes my lower back hurt – PGP

I was showing a senior analyst something on my laptop and accidentally hit the alt+tab keys, then he saw multiple LinkedIn jobs pages. PGP.

I’m the only one in my office who doesn’t care how that schmuck met their mother. PGP

I live and work in two different time zones. PGP.

Actually enjoying mowing your lawn. PGP.