Had to ask my neighbors to keep it down last night. PGP

Liberal use of the “ignore conversation” button in Outlook. PGP.

Not showing up to work because it’s raining outside. PGPowerMove.

Negotiated a starting salary of 53k just to say I make over $1000/week. PGP.

My company doesn’t use Outlook. PGP.

On Monday, someone peed in the out-of-order urinal. It’s still there today. PGP.

Thinking about cupping just to get through my workday. PGP.

I woke up without a voice and have an interview in two hours. PGP.

Unnecessarily explaining what you were doing on your phone when the boss walks by. PGP.

Now that we’re married, my wife nonchalantly talks about how hot other guys are. PGP.

Getting anxiety about all your Outlook flags. PGP.

Mad Men expectations. Glengary Glenross reality. PGP.