Just ate Taco Bell…sober…alone at my desk…PGP.

Not understanding how vacation time is pro-rated when you quit but not wanting to tip anyone off that you’re leaving. PGP.

There’s a fire two floors below my office right now. Building management said to stay in our offices. PGP.

Taking a phone call from a recruiter during a staff meeting. PGPowerMove.

My boss refers to our cubicles as the “bullpen.” PGP.

Getting into an unnecessary and much too heated battle over toner when the copier breaks. PGP.

Corporate Lay Off = Unlimited Drinking time while browsing for careers online. PGP.

“I’ll circle back and sync up with you later.” PGP.

Moderately insane and getting more comfortable talking about it. PGP.

Refusing to believe you’re getting old until the newly hired grads start and you have nothing to talk to them about. PGP.

12 days to Week 1 and our quarterback is out 9-12 months. PGP.

Fire alarm went off in the gym this morning with my keys, cloths, and wallet locked inside. PGP.