Planning your lunch break around when your 12 hour Tinder timeout expires. PGP.
“The fundraising SOP meeting has been moved to Monday due to Dan’s strep throat so we don’t need to touch base twice.” PGP.
May have to give up coffee because of the Acid Reflux. PGP.
When your manager asks for an update on the internal posting you applied for. PGPowerMove.
Our CEO sent out a network-wide email with attached pictures which slowed down our entire server. PGP.
“You’ve been Booed!” PGP.
I added Ken Bone on LinkedIn. PGpowermove.
Threesome happened, and it consists of my coworker and her boyfriend. PGP.
High turnover rates. PGP.
Had to give myself a pep talk this morning. PGP.
Riding out Hurricane Matthew and just opened my first beer. Mentally preparing myself for a hangover. PGP.
Planning vacations that will probably never happen. PGP.