Boston Max

Spending my retirement fund at Trader Joe's and trying to remember to check my mailbox semi-regularly

Member Since 01/25/2016

Hey Eclipse, You Just Got Cucked By Taylor Swift

Who Will Be The Next Bachelor: Handicapping The Choices

There Aren’t Enough Flame Emojis To Describe Last Night’s ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Trailer

Uber Will Now Charge You For Losing Your Stuff When You’re Hammered

Jason Alexander – You Know, George – Found His Doppelgänger

Hipster Dog Owners Are Now Becoming Anti-Vaxxers Because Of Course They Are

I’m Passing On ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ After It Had To Buckle Down With New Rules And Regulations

The Potomac Nationals Are Hosting A Costanza Night Because Minor League Teams Are Brilliant

Knee Jerk Reactions To Each State’s Most Hated Thing

The ‘Thong Song’ Got A Pure Heat Update