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Jason Alexander – You Know, George – Found His Doppelgänger

Jason Alexander – You Know, George – Found His Doppelgänger

Another day, another Seinfeld plot coming to fruition. It’s really incredible. I mean, maybe we (me) are programmed to have my head on a swivel for these innocuous moments of life that can be twisted a bit and then be like, “Hey! This happened on Seinfeld!”

Apparently, it’s not just us (me), though. Jason Alexander – aka George – is ready for callbacks to the show at all time. And he found an absolute killer by finding his doppelganger mannequin, which we all know happened to Elaine.

I mean, this has to be intentional, right? Like, mannequins are supposed to be good looking. They’re supposed to be buff figures that looked like they were carved by Michael-fucking-angelo himself. But this thing? That short, stocky, slow-witted, bald thing? That’s an abomination. The mannequin is supposed to lure in the customers by being sexy, not by being George. Although maybe this is like a reverse psychology situation, where you see such a grotesque George-looking motherfucker in the window and you’re immediately drawn in for a closer look.

This is intentional. Has to be. Hundo P, final answer. They made a George mannequin and, by some divine miracle, Jason Alexander found it.

Almost as spot on as the actual Elaine mannequin.

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Boston Max

Spending my retirement fund at Trader Joe's and trying to remember to check my mailbox semi-regularly

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