Boston Max

Spending my retirement fund at Trader Joe's and trying to remember to check my mailbox semi-regularly

Member Since 01/25/2016

Cuffing Season: A Poem

When Your Girl Is Away At A Bachelorette Party: A Poem

Ranking Fictional Bands By Best Potential Concert

Venmo Is For Friends, Not Significant Others

Do We Need Sex Worker Outreach At College Job Fairs Now?

Spread ‘Em Wide: NFL Week 2 Picks From A Mediocre Degenerate

Spread ‘Em Wide: NFL Week 1 Picks From A Mediocre Degenerate

I Am Jealous Of Your Destination Fantasy Draft

Expanding My Horizons Got Me Out Of A Dating Rut

Sound The Alarm — There’s A Scandal In ‘Bachelor’ Nation Involving Bekah And Leo