At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Hobbies include complaining, gentrifying things, and complaining about things getting gentrified. Get at me at or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

Wash Your Fucking Hands
My Night At An Emo Bar Gave Me An Identity Crisis
How Someone's Failed Attempt To Ruin My Date Had The Complete Opposite Effect
Everything I’ve Done This Week To Deter Me From Success
Some Thoughts I Have After My Bumble Date Last Night
Some Questions I Have Before My Bumble Date Tonight
Do You Wear A Winter Coat To The Bar?
I’m Done With Trying Not To Fail
An Honest Timeline Of My First Day Back From Vacation
Power Ranking Every Interaction I Had At The Office On My Last Day Before A Week-Long Vacation