At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Hobbies include complaining, gentrifying things, and complaining about things getting gentrified. Get at me at or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

The Difference Between Being A 'Beard Guy' And Just A 'Guy With A Beard'
The Realization That You’re A Bar Regular And What Comes With It
Through The Gate Or Over The Fence: What's The Proper Way To Pee?
I Got Kicked Out Of My Hometown Bar
I Got Hammered By Myself Last Weekend