Going to bed and being genuinely excited for the first cup of coffee in the morning. PGP.

Baby Spice turns 40 today. PGP.

Despite having a graduate degree, one of my job duties is ordering dinner for the office. PGP.

Space Jam is celebrating its 20th anniversary this year. PGP.

Getting the Sunday Scaries even though you haven’t drank in weeks. PGP.

Sent a picture of the girl I’ve been dating to my dad. He said “…Her? Well I’m glad we didn’t raise you to be shallow…” PGP.

An upset client asking for your last name is the office equivalent of a “what’s your badge number?”

Found out the summer interns are going to make the same hourly rate I do. I’ve been here for 2 years.

My manager refers to us as consultants, my paycheck does not. PGP

Instead of offering a pay raise my boss said “Time for you to find a rich husband”.