Really not knowing how to socialize with babies and always ending up being the weird one petting their heads

“My youngest son is right around your age”. PGP

Needed Skype for a work call. Didn’t have the admin password to install it. Still my fault. PGP.

Woke up and it was only Thursday.

Aimlessly staring at my monitors. PGP.

The daily struggle between drinking or losing weight

Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.

I have perfected the art of “looking busy.” PGP.

I seriously had a can of tuna for dinner and was okay with it.

I threatened a group of teenagers that I would get them kicked out of the movie, if they didn’t be quiet. PGP.