I would be lying if I said I had any intention of doing any actual work today.

Shouldn’t have had that last Jameson. PGP.

Been thinking about Whiskey since 8:30am. PGP

I got carded for ordering a glass of wine last night at a buisiness dinner with all my superiors. PGP.

My office mom ordered flowers and made reservations for Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have the heart to tell her I don’t yet have a date.

The phrase “learning curve.” PGP.

Having one of those days where I realize I have 45 years of this shit left until retirement. PGP

Just used a Valentine’s Day promo code on something for myself. PGP.

Already have my tax return money spent and it’s not even February. PGP.

Bumble, hinge, tinder. Repeat. PGP.