Not remembering which dating app you met on. PGP.

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

My friends are all getting engaged. I’m still puking on street corners. PGP.

I’ve been actively picking my nose at my desk for twenty minutes. PGP.

That sinking feeling when you realize you relate to PGP posts much more than TFM posts. PGP.