Boss just called me from the Bahamas to let me know he was looking at the beach while I am working.

Over 800 photos on my phone. Can’t find 1 that is appropriate for my LinkedIn profile. PGP

Company Christmas Party at B-Dubs. Can’t order booze. PGP.

Is anything really getting done this week? PGP

“I’m going to need a few volunteers to come in for a few hours on the 25th and the 1st.”

Received an email that there is no company holiday party this year but we are “encouraged” to host our own offsite party. PGP.

Received a free “wear your jeans to work” pass instead of a Christmas bonus. PGP

Another weekend, another terrible Tinder date. PGP.

I don’t recognize half the last names on my newsfeed. PGP