Forgot my headphones today. PGP.
“Other duties as assigned” being the only accurate part of your job description. PGP.
Took the scenic route to FedEx just to stay out the office longer. PGP.
Worked all Monday with a koozie in my back pocket. #PGP
I make my lunches the night before. PGP
Is it seriously only Tuesday? PGP.
Wow, you guys.
Got stage fright at the urinal standing next to my boss. PGP
Embarrassed myself at company happy hour…again. PGP.