Texas Teen Complains About New Job On Twitter, Boss Tweets For The First Time In Six Years Just To Fire Her


There’s really nothing like watching someone screw up their life in real time. Twitter user “Cella” tweeted that she was not very excited to start what she called a “fuck ass” job the following day. Since she’s an idiot high schooler and thinks that she’s invincible on the internet, she was probably pretty shocked when her new boss, Robert Waple (who sounds like a no-nonsense kind of guy) dug up his old Twitter account (that he hadn’t used since 2009) and destroyed her.



Boom. Face.

One of Cella’s coworkers claimed that they turned Waple’s attention to the tweet and he struck her down with the fury of a thousand Vince McMahons.

Since this exchange, “Cella” has been taking her internet fame just like any other internet famous teen does: by retweeting the hell out of anyone who mentions her. More specifically, the hordes of idiot children who seem to wake up every morning in the pursuit of becoming internet famous. Most responses include a heavy doses of the laugh-cry emoji and grammatically incorrect showings of support.

Cella could not be reached for comment, but she did mention having to go to a court date soon on her Twitter account today so it looks like life is going to turn out really well for her. However, I really doubt this will be a black mark on her résumé.

You come at Robert Waple, you best not miss.

[via Daily Mail]

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting moderately drunk during dinner.

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