Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

Just accepted a much better, higher-paying job. It doesn’t start for 6 more weeks. PGP.

I just asked my coworkers if it was illegal to be drunk at work or just against company policies. They laughed because they thought I was kidding. PGP.

Long hair, HR does indeed care. PGP.

Forgetting your master lock combo because it’s been so long since you went to the gym. PGP.

Living vicariously through the interns. PGP.

I might just spend all day today picking lint balls off my shirt. PGP.

Pregnancy scare: Day three. PGP.

For my 25th birthday I got laid off. PGP.

“We’re just not seeing the productivity we’d like.” PGP.