Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.

Used my first PTO days on a three-day music festival. Used my first sick day that following Monday. PGP.

MY CAPSLOCK HAS BEEN STUCK ON FOR TWO DAYS. I’M GOING TO LOSE ALL MY CLIENTS. PGP.

Applying for other jobs on your lunch break. PGP.

We meet again, motion sensor restroom light switches. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.

Don’t threaten me with a good time. Really, don’t. My bank account can’t handle it. PGP.

Everyone thinks I’m the receptionist. PGP.

I am not a team player. PGP.