1: “Going to decorate your cube?” 2: “Someday. With my brain splatter.” PGP.

Coworker signed an email with “Have a productive day!” and I just wanted to respond “Go fuck yourself!” PGP.

Giving a shit about your lawn. PGP.

Started from the bottom, now I work in an office that is literally underground. PGP.

Awkwardly waiting in line at the water cooler as the office fitness freak fills up her 30 gallon water bottle. PGP.

The tone deaf land whale in the next cubicle has been singing oldies all… day… long.

That one coworker that can’t walk by your desk without saying something. PGP

My work doubled when a coworker went on maternity leave. I just thought she was fat. PGP.