Sent Jurgen Klinsmann’s Permission Slip to my manager as a joke 4 hours ago. He has not responded or acknowledged the e-mail. I think I might get fired. PGP.
The switch from Market Pantry to Archer Farms on pay day. PGP.
Hearing friends’ salaries and knowing I picked the wrong major. PGP.
Deleted my birth year on Facebook. PGP.
Ironically, my office communicator has said “Busy” all day. PGP.
Contemplating getting into a car crash on purpose so you have a valid excuse to miss work. PGP.
Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.
Don’t trust anyone who can take a work dump in less than 8 minutes. PGP.
My friend got engaged last night. I went home and sent weird messages on Tinder. PGP.
1: “Jeff’s wife just died” 2: “Who’s Jeff?” PGP.