Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
Ann Coulter had no idea what she was getting herself into since she had obviously never seen a roast before. Her jokes were pretty stale compared to everyone else’s, but that’s probably because she’s the only one who wrote her own lines. The most important thing to realize though is that the panel would have ganged up on any Republican, not just a skeleton in a dress.
“OMG you’re such an asshole. You know I can’t get married without my 3rd cousin’s aunt! This was supposed to be MY BIG DAY. My life is ruined!.” *Unintelligible screaming*
I’m a brutally honest person, which a lot of people don’t like. But most of my friends go to me for advice because they know I won’t bullshit them. Most of the time they appreciate hearing the truth instead of someone just telling then what they want to hear
Almost didn’t read this article because I thought it would be a plug for Man Outfitters. I’m glad I took the shot, I would have missed out on a great article. Hey Chris, you’re not in middle school anymore, buy some grown up clothes
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Meanwhile, at the local pawn shop… “3 karat ring? Best I can do is $400.”
Ann Coulter had no idea what she was getting herself into since she had obviously never seen a roast before. Her jokes were pretty stale compared to everyone else’s, but that’s probably because she’s the only one who wrote her own lines. The most important thing to realize though is that the panel would have ganged up on any Republican, not just a skeleton in a dress.
“OMG you’re such an asshole. You know I can’t get married without my 3rd cousin’s aunt! This was supposed to be MY BIG DAY. My life is ruined!.” *Unintelligible screaming*
I’m a brutally honest person, which a lot of people don’t like. But most of my friends go to me for advice because they know I won’t bullshit them. Most of the time they appreciate hearing the truth instead of someone just telling then what they want to hear
Japan is definitely one of the weirdest countries. Probably from all the radiation we gave them, they haven’t been 100% since
Suck it, vegans
I doubt it will be because of some divine karma, but yeah it’ll probably happen eventually
I’ve never been good at analogies
You know what they say, the best ones are all taken. Sometimes you have to steal some bases to get a homerun
This is a fucking arms race to be Maid of Honor. The Cold War of bachelorette parties
How DARE you speak his name, you imposter
So much for brotherhood. Hope he wasn’t in your pledge class
There’s no such thing as a free lunch
Merc CLA and Audi A3 leased with 0 options because someone is desperately trying to look more important than they actually are
Hard pass on no hard liquor. I thought this was America
Almost didn’t read this article because I thought it would be a plug for Man Outfitters. I’m glad I took the shot, I would have missed out on a great article. Hey Chris, you’re not in middle school anymore, buy some grown up clothes
BREAKING NEWS: COLLEGE KIDS IN NEW JERSEY STILL LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS OVER THE SUMMER. MORE ON THIS STORY AT SIX. BACK TO YOU, CONNIE
My dog wears a collar and a season themed bandana. No clothes. Ever. That’s just cruel.
Does that offer include shipping to Saudi Arabia?
Now you’re just reading my Bumble bio