Really productive conference call. Left with four new matches by the end of it.

Every time someone calls in sick, rumors swirl about that person interviewing at another firm.

Not enough data to share, but too poor to leave the family cell phone plan. PGP.

Holding in jokes that would probably get you fired. PGP.

Coworker just asked me if I ever drink so much that I feel sick the next morning. I’m hungover right now. PGP.

That moment of sheer panic when your boss walks into your office Monday morning and asks “What are you working on right now?” and you are reading Sunday Scaries from PGP. PGP.

Cherry picking emails. PGP.

Spending 90% of your time on Bumble/Tinder during conference calls. PGP.

Being expected to work on vacation. PGP.

Told I’m one of the top 2 candidates. Didn’t get the job. PGP.