Tax refund spent. Haven’t even filed yet. PGP.

Three months in at the new job; already looking elsewhere. PGP.

Sat at my desk and realized I left my computer at home. PGP.

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

People actually work on Fridays at the new job. PGP.

Different shirt, same pants. PGP.

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP