Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

Getting a text from a friend asking, “What are you doing this this weekend?” at 11am on a Tuesday. PGP.

Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.

I had Chipotle for lunch and dinner and I’m not even close to ashamed. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn picture. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

That sinking feeling when you realize you relate to PGP posts much more than TFM posts. PGP.