This is exactly why I decided to not by a house. Came home at 2 am the other night and there was a big puddle under the sink in the bathroom. Got to say fuck it, sent a text and it was done before my postmates arrived the next morning.
Pretty sure you just summed up dressing like a normal guy. Dad fashion is a Tommy Bahama Hawaiian, Tommy Hilfiger jorts and those Asics that pops always mows the lawn in.
Lol good one mayonnaise tits
Sounds like a good guy. I like him already
My Whore ex-wife would love that job
This is exactly why I decided to not by a house. Came home at 2 am the other night and there was a big puddle under the sink in the bathroom. Got to say fuck it, sent a text and it was done before my postmates arrived the next morning.
Pretty sure this guy uses the same shit for every article.
Wut
Kingpin
Pretty sure Todd was Ben before he had his ball bag surgically removed
I’m going to be upset if I get anything but racks on racks of the key at my wedding.
Dillion getting a Tesla on a whim? Big dick playa
And I’m off for my second lunch now
$100 says dorn made this account.
True, he is weak. No doubt Dave would cave when he saw the sizzle though.
Dawg, the content is fire
At 11am yesterday my dry cleaner said “you look like dog shit. Are you drunk?” He just got a life-long customer in this guy.
Pretty sure you just summed up dressing like a normal guy. Dad fashion is a Tommy Bahama Hawaiian, Tommy Hilfiger jorts and those Asics that pops always mows the lawn in.
Pro tip: fast forward to 9 mins left.
So when is the part about the bachelorette? I like this podcast but do not care in the slightest about that part.
Silicon has my vote for #2 show on HBO
I feel like this is sketchy…. But every Pamela I’ve ever met has been a real straight shooter with upper-management written all over them.