The worst that can happen is she says yes, it goes well, you keep seeing her because it’s comfortable and the girl is a She-Falcon in the sack, and then 9 months later you slowly come to realize as you are picking out doily patterns for your apartment that your life is being dictated by the an emotional terrorist.
The most annoying part to me is their political stances. I don’t feel the need to be accused of destroying the world every time I want to destroy my intestines.
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The S-10 is the handjob of trucks. You might as well get an El camino, at least they have some cache.
I figured this was going to be some weird new thing Rowdy Gentleman was getting into. Disappointed.
I miss him so fucking much.
Meanwhile:
I’ve really started to like Taylor ever since she got a boob job.
Get your dog registered as an emotional support dog. It’s stupid easy to do.
#MakeToddGreatAgain
Gymnasts make my girlfriend look low maintenance.
The worst that can happen is she says yes, it goes well, you keep seeing her because it’s comfortable and the girl is a She-Falcon in the sack, and then 9 months later you slowly come to realize as you are picking out doily patterns for your apartment that your life is being dictated by the an emotional terrorist.
The most annoying part to me is their political stances. I don’t feel the need to be accused of destroying the world every time I want to destroy my intestines.
Setting up for disappointment early, UCLA is going to lose their first game.
My girlfriend makes me drink pulp-free. It’s really not that bad once you get used to it.