I stopped reading at NJ trash state. Johnny I’m going to need you to take a big step back and literally fuck your own face. Then come to the Garden State and check it out. It’s not that bad.
East coast: we wear a Rutgers shirt and some kind of footwear and hope no one sees it then go and get blacked out somewhere else so we don’t have to see the score of the game.
My cousin had a similar problem. She dated my pledge brother and apartment- mate(another story right there) and he treated her like garbage and would call her a whore for going to his own fraternities parties without him while I, her cousin, would also be there. I’m glad I was able to be there because I was able to kick his ass and convince her to end it with him. Long story short, leave his ass.
I don’t like the driving Mocs for the summer though. Just looks too old for me and it doesn’t go well with a nice Hawaiian. White/ off white sneakers or non dirty/ crusty boat shoes for the summer (flops only for the pool/ beach) and chukkah boots or loafers for the wear long pants seasons.
To the L bomb fellow. I waited a good 6 months before dropping it, not because I wasn’t ready, but out of fear of not getting it reciprocated. I was ready to say it real early on and apparently she was too but was waiting on me. Long story short before I actually said it she almost broke up with me and the reason being was that I hadn’t told her I loved her yet. So the moral of the story is, just sack up and say it if you’re ready.
I had a broken hand for three weeks following a bachelor party in June before I went to get it X-rayed. Thought it just kind of hurt. Moral of the story, if two juiced up Long Island meathead cousins of yours want to fist fight while trying to decide which shitty strip club to go into in Atlantic City at 4am, don’t try to break it up, you’ll wind up with a broken hand and a bad story.
My ex used try to force me to go into my Facebook profile settings and such to unlike posts that I had liked relating to all manor of things (moderate politics, finance, historical references) nothing weird or gross though. It made me resent being around them and long story short it’s a big reason we don’t date anymore. Don’t let someone dictate how you live your life is the moral here.
All I have to say is that from a guys standpoint.. when a girl gets laser hair removal down there it’s an absolute game changer. Had to wait a day after her appointments to have fun because she said it burned but worth it I think.
I rock old Greek shirts to the gym from time to time. I felt bad about it at first rather than buying new workout shirts but then I realized that there’s 50+ year old men wearing their sons hs football: wrestling shirts to try to vicariously relive their glory days and suddenly I didn’t feel as bad. I just don’t wear actual stitched letters, only printed Greek week or rush ones.
That movie felt like it was made for the class of 2010. Grew up and graduated with Andy. I saw it with my high school friends just before we all went our separate ways to college and none of us wanted to leave the theater after. Powerful stuff for a cartoon movie.
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I stopped reading at NJ trash state. Johnny I’m going to need you to take a big step back and literally fuck your own face. Then come to the Garden State and check it out. It’s not that bad.
Depending how drunk I was I’d just say something with the thought “how bad could he really kick my ass?” in the back of my mind for reassurance.
Almost hurts worse once they do finally ghost you.
Tequila shots or gtfo.
I think he needs a koozie.
East coast: we wear a Rutgers shirt and some kind of footwear and hope no one sees it then go and get blacked out somewhere else so we don’t have to see the score of the game.
Try any other Oktoberfest while you’re at it
All non single friends- “you have to meet friends of friends, you’ll never meet someone at a bar or on an app.”
Me- “you have any single friends that you want to introduce me to?”
Them- “lol no. Idiot.”
My cousin had a similar problem. She dated my pledge brother and apartment- mate(another story right there) and he treated her like garbage and would call her a whore for going to his own fraternities parties without him while I, her cousin, would also be there. I’m glad I was able to be there because I was able to kick his ass and convince her to end it with him. Long story short, leave his ass.
So watching other people play video games at 26 isn’t a loser thing to do? Asking for a friend. It’s me. I am my friend. Love yourself.
I don’t like the driving Mocs for the summer though. Just looks too old for me and it doesn’t go well with a nice Hawaiian. White/ off white sneakers or non dirty/ crusty boat shoes for the summer (flops only for the pool/ beach) and chukkah boots or loafers for the wear long pants seasons.
To the L bomb fellow. I waited a good 6 months before dropping it, not because I wasn’t ready, but out of fear of not getting it reciprocated. I was ready to say it real early on and apparently she was too but was waiting on me. Long story short before I actually said it she almost broke up with me and the reason being was that I hadn’t told her I loved her yet. So the moral of the story is, just sack up and say it if you’re ready.
Recruiter: call Indian people about IT jobs.
I had a broken hand for three weeks following a bachelor party in June before I went to get it X-rayed. Thought it just kind of hurt. Moral of the story, if two juiced up Long Island meathead cousins of yours want to fist fight while trying to decide which shitty strip club to go into in Atlantic City at 4am, don’t try to break it up, you’ll wind up with a broken hand and a bad story.
No sperry sneakers? Have we forsaken those?
My ex used try to force me to go into my Facebook profile settings and such to unlike posts that I had liked relating to all manor of things (moderate politics, finance, historical references) nothing weird or gross though. It made me resent being around them and long story short it’s a big reason we don’t date anymore. Don’t let someone dictate how you live your life is the moral here.
All I have to say is that from a guys standpoint.. when a girl gets laser hair removal down there it’s an absolute game changer. Had to wait a day after her appointments to have fun because she said it burned but worth it I think.
I rock old Greek shirts to the gym from time to time. I felt bad about it at first rather than buying new workout shirts but then I realized that there’s 50+ year old men wearing their sons hs football: wrestling shirts to try to vicariously relive their glory days and suddenly I didn’t feel as bad. I just don’t wear actual stitched letters, only printed Greek week or rush ones.
I didn’t want salmon! I said it four times!
That movie felt like it was made for the class of 2010. Grew up and graduated with Andy. I saw it with my high school friends just before we all went our separate ways to college and none of us wanted to leave the theater after. Powerful stuff for a cartoon movie.