Staying late so no one catches you taking meeting leftovers home for dinner. PGP.

“Oh good, you’re still here.” PGP.

I’ve reached a zen-like level of apathy. PGP.

This isn’t the job I deserved, but the job I needed. PGP.

Losing the privilege of working from home. PGP.

Releasing the flow and ripping one at the urinal almost simultaneously. PGP.

The longest commitment I’ve kept this year has been my lease. PGP.

Friendly reminders are never friendly. PGP.