I didn’t make a single call all last week and no one even said anything. PGP.

I have been asked by every single one of my middle-aged female coworkers if I know Farmer Chris just because I’m from Iowa. PGP.

Resorting to the wikipedia game because everything else at work is blocked. PGP.

99% of my work is done in 5 minute bursts. PGP.

IT made me trade in my work iPhone for an Android. I don’t know how to use it. PGP.

Commandeering the fancy desk chair of a senior coworker immediately after they leave the company. PGPM.

I brought in a box of donuts this morning and watched three people’s New Year’s resolutions crumble to pieces. PGPM.

That second bottle of wine on a work night: good in theory, entirely ridiculous in practice. PGP.

Took 13 hours to drive home. Took 13 hours and one minute to realize I left my apartment keys at my parents’ house. PGP.