Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

I’ve been here for two months. I came to the horrifying realization today that no one here knows what the hell they’re doing. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

Fearing the consequences. PGP.

Prop bets on which friend’s baby will cry first at the Super Bowl party, and whose pregnant wife will make him leave first. PGP.

Currently doing someone else’s job who makes more than me. PGP.

I’m the epitome of average. PGP.

Kelly Kapowski is turning 41 today. PGP.