I was the lucky guy selected to go to a career fair this morning to recruit college kids for jobs I wish I could get. PGP

All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.

It took me four cups of coffee to realize that someone had brewed decaf in the regular color designated coffee pot. PGP.

Every single upset that I picked didn’t happened. PGP.

I had Iowa State in the Final Four. PGP.

I can’t grill because I live in an apartment. PGP.

That person in your office building that you see every day but you never say hi to. PGP

Inspirational quotes in email signatures. PGP.