James Bond knows what the weight of an empty gun feels like. I’m the same way with my stapler. PGP.

Acromyms.PGP.

Having to “urban dictionary” words interns use. PGP

Missing the bachelor party but attending the wedding. PGP.

Hard work is getting in 5 minutes before your boss and acting like you’ve been there for hours PGP.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

“The webinar will begin shortly. Please remain on the line” PGP

Checking the current weather from my computer because my personal office has no windows. #PGP

After spending nearly $1500 in parking over the past six months, I discovered there is a bus route a mile from my apartment

Can’t tell if I’m hungover, sick, or just getting old. PGP.