I don’t care about your kids.

“Are you busy?” PGP.

My manager is having a grad party for getting her masters. I didn’t get invited.

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

“We are continuing to monitor the adverse conditions in the Houston area. However, operations are expected to continue as normal.” PGP.

Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

“You look like you could use a vacation”

Knowing your the first in line of “non-essentials” to go when things turn bad.